1 00:00:01,236 --> 00:00:02,204 Dear Lord, we could really use 2 00:00:02,271 --> 00:00:04,408 Your divine intervention, again. 3 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:05,879 Margaret's little press conference 4 00:00:05,945 --> 00:00:07,549 backfired like a raggedy old car, 5 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:09,720 so SunnyClub vendors threatened to pull out. 6 00:00:09,786 --> 00:00:12,424 Margaret called a family meeting to keep all the kids, 7 00:00:12,491 --> 00:00:14,262 bastards included, on brand, 8 00:00:14,328 --> 00:00:16,934 which apparently means bribing everyone into subservience. 9 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:18,771 She just put you on staff, bro. 10 00:00:18,838 --> 00:00:20,508 BECKY: Antonio took the deal, of course. 11 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:21,510 Nice suit. 12 00:00:21,577 --> 00:00:22,812 BECKY: He must really need the money. 13 00:00:22,879 --> 00:00:24,917 Rose went to fetch Jason from whatever drug den 14 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,119 he was hiding in. 15 00:00:26,185 --> 00:00:27,388 He better be careful with that stuff, 16 00:00:27,454 --> 00:00:29,025 or he'll wind up in a coma. 17 00:00:29,091 --> 00:00:30,360 ‐JASON: Don't worry. ‐Whoa, what‐‐(screams) 18 00:00:30,427 --> 00:00:31,664 You're not gonna wake him up. 19 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:33,433 BECKY: And Ginger, greedy tramp that she is, 20 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:34,903 refused Margaret's offer... 21 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:36,674 'Cause I'm that bitch. 22 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:38,343 BECKY: And moved all of her cyber bimbos 23 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:40,347 into a ratty‐ass motel. 24 00:00:40,414 --> 00:00:42,586 So of course Margaret went to the only person 25 00:00:42,652 --> 00:00:44,856 who could fix this, my darling brother, 26 00:00:44,923 --> 00:00:46,894 who offered to baptize Ginger in exchange 27 00:00:46,961 --> 00:00:48,631 for putting Eric in charge of the missions. 28 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:50,568 It's a big job, which explains why 29 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:52,171 he's on his laptop all the time. 30 00:00:52,237 --> 00:00:53,340 But Ginger turned what was supposed 31 00:00:53,406 --> 00:00:54,776 to be a holy sacrament 32 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:58,149 into a wet, dripping billboard for her porn site. 33 00:00:58,216 --> 00:00:59,753 I saw her areolas. 34 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:00,788 Cut the feed! 35 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:02,157 BECKY: I can't imagine what Eugene would say 36 00:01:02,224 --> 00:01:03,193 if he saw all this. 37 00:01:03,259 --> 00:01:04,896 Still, the controversy got us 38 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:06,265 the subscriptions we needed. 39 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,403 Margaret got super jelly of my brother's ratings 40 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:10,307 and decided to book Ginger on her show. 41 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:11,543 Be good for everyone. 42 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:13,480 BECKY: And that'll be a travesty in the making. 43 00:01:13,547 --> 00:01:14,916 Just watch. 44 00:01:16,252 --> 00:01:19,392 Lilith, Salome, Jezebel. 45 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,697 Scripture tells us of the fallen women 46 00:01:21,764 --> 00:01:24,368 who danced with the serpent in the shadow of sin, 47 00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:27,609 and yet the hand of God was always there reaching out, 48 00:01:27,676 --> 00:01:29,613 calling, "Come to me, my daughter. 49 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,682 Repent." 50 00:01:30,748 --> 00:01:32,852 Last week, we met another fallen woman, 51 00:01:32,919 --> 00:01:35,323 Ms. Ginger Sweet, 52 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,962 and just as God offered salvation to the ancients, 53 00:01:38,029 --> 00:01:40,668 He reached out to Ms. Sweet through me, His humble vessel, 54 00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:42,539 and together we offered her salvation, 55 00:01:42,605 --> 00:01:45,043 but she made a mockery of the sacrament! 56 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,513 SINGERS: ♪ Fighter ♪ 57 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:48,283 NORAH: Five minutes, Margaret. 58 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:49,318 FRANKLIN: Bringing Ginger on the show 59 00:01:49,385 --> 00:01:50,688 is gonna hurt the brand. 60 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:52,592 People are really riled up out there. 61 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:54,730 Wings of a Dove isn't about controversy. 62 00:01:54,796 --> 00:01:58,403 We can fight controversy, Franklin, or we can embrace it. 63 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:01,643 Jesus teaches us that we must choose the embrace. 64 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:02,612 FRANKLIN: Jesus? 65 00:02:02,679 --> 00:02:04,883 So this has nothing to do with boosting 66 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,620 SunnyClub's subscriptions? 67 00:02:06,687 --> 00:02:09,458 Ginger's little stunt put some serious numbers on our board. 68 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:13,868 Your brand is hospitality, grace. 69 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:14,803 I don't want you to take the show 70 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:16,339 to a place you can't pull it back from. 71 00:02:16,405 --> 00:02:17,809 The Reverend did it. 72 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,378 Well, the Reverend is tacky. 73 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:22,084 Now, you have been under a lot of pressure lately. 74 00:02:22,151 --> 00:02:23,788 If you can't have grace under pressure, 75 00:02:23,854 --> 00:02:25,257 what good is it? 76 00:02:25,323 --> 00:02:26,560 I can handle Ginger Sweet. 77 00:02:26,627 --> 00:02:28,964 After all, I have my army. 78 00:02:29,031 --> 00:02:30,066 ♪ ♪ 79 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,637 Children! 80 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:33,106 SINGERS: ♪ Fighter ♪ 81 00:02:33,173 --> 00:02:36,847 ♪ I am a fighter and I... ♪ 82 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:39,653 You filthy, diseased whore! 83 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:41,389 You kiss your mother with that mouth? 84 00:02:41,455 --> 00:02:43,794 Coming through! I'm Betty, your PA for the day. 85 00:02:43,861 --> 00:02:46,232 Don't judge all of us by that guy, okay? 86 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,002 Margaret's fans are like a big, old family, 87 00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:51,510 and every family has their crazy pants sheep, am I right? 88 00:02:51,577 --> 00:02:52,444 Okay? 89 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:53,881 All right, come on, let's get her in. 90 00:02:53,948 --> 00:02:55,651 THOMAS: There's another way to reach Ms. Sweet, 91 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,487 through a mother who follows in the biblical path 92 00:02:57,555 --> 00:02:59,559 set by Rebecca, Naomi, and our blessed Mary, 93 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:01,262 someone who will fight for what is right, 94 00:03:01,329 --> 00:03:03,366 someone like Margaret Monreaux! 95 00:03:04,468 --> 00:03:05,771 MARGARET: Welcome home, Jason. 96 00:03:05,838 --> 00:03:08,744 Did you close that ganja factory of yours? 97 00:03:08,811 --> 00:03:09,646 ‐Yes, ma'am. ‐Good. 98 00:03:09,713 --> 00:03:11,583 You'll join Rose for the mail bag. 99 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,453 ‐JASON: What's the mail bag? ‐ROSE: Mom selects 100 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,524 a handful of viewer letters to read on air. 101 00:03:15,591 --> 00:03:17,194 I've been doing it since I was seven. 102 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:18,396 JASON: I know you wanted all of your kids 103 00:03:18,463 --> 00:03:19,599 on your TV show today, 104 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,269 but I‐‐that's not really my jam. 105 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,072 Who doesn't want to be on camera? 106 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:25,678 Uh, me. I don't want to be. 107 00:03:25,745 --> 00:03:29,485 Jason, today we are reintroducing our family 108 00:03:29,552 --> 00:03:32,157 to the world, properly and on our terms. 109 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:34,428 Antonio, I just love 110 00:03:34,495 --> 00:03:36,198 the cooking segment that you pitched me. 111 00:03:36,265 --> 00:03:37,334 Thanks, Margaret. 112 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:38,403 Antonio and I‐‐ 113 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,407 we're gonna blend our cultures. 114 00:03:40,473 --> 00:03:42,444 He's gonna make pasteles, 115 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:45,584 and I'm gonna add some NOLA flair. 116 00:03:45,651 --> 00:03:48,724 We're gonna show Ginger and our fans 117 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:52,497 that blending our differences can be delicious. 118 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,569 You two, you take note. 119 00:03:54,636 --> 00:03:56,640 This is what a team player looks like. 120 00:03:56,707 --> 00:03:58,577 Why doesn't Eric have to do it? 121 00:03:58,644 --> 00:04:00,581 Honey, Eric is stepping in 122 00:04:00,648 --> 00:04:02,719 for your father today at the missions. 123 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:05,256 You're trusting Eric with Daddy's projects? 124 00:04:05,323 --> 00:04:07,795 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐That must mean a lot to him. 125 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:14,074 Rose, will you do the mail bag in memory of your daddy? 126 00:04:14,141 --> 00:04:16,680 Okay, Mama. Okay. 127 00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:17,749 THOMAS: Jesus makes us strong! 128 00:04:17,815 --> 00:04:20,453 Just please leave Jason out of it. 129 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:23,827 I promise. I promise. 130 00:04:23,894 --> 00:04:24,863 Oh, she's here. 131 00:04:24,929 --> 00:04:25,931 THOMAS: Let's help Margaret win this fight! 132 00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:27,902 THOMAS: It's a tale as old as time itself, 133 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:30,373 a fallen woman faced with two choices, 134 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,012 salvation or damnation, 135 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:34,682 with a mother desperate 136 00:04:34,749 --> 00:04:36,920 to convince her to choose correctly. 137 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:39,324 ‐Margaret. ‐Ginger. 138 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:41,530 THOMAS: Up next on Wings of a Dove... 139 00:04:41,596 --> 00:04:44,903 NORAH: Going live in three, two... 140 00:04:44,969 --> 00:04:49,378 Live from Sunshine Studios in beautiful New Orleans, 141 00:04:49,445 --> 00:04:52,985 this is Wings of a Dove! 142 00:04:53,052 --> 00:04:55,256 (upbeat music) 143 00:04:55,323 --> 00:04:57,662 God, give me strength. 144 00:04:57,728 --> 00:05:00,835 NORAH: Here she is, your host, 145 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:06,513 your friend, Margaret Monreaux. 146 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:10,955 Dear Lord, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good, 147 00:05:11,021 --> 00:05:12,525 but I'm alone out here, 148 00:05:12,592 --> 00:05:15,430 traveling down a lonesome road. 149 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:19,438 I fear that I've been cast out. 150 00:05:19,506 --> 00:05:21,710 This is a test of my perseverance. 151 00:05:21,776 --> 00:05:25,483 ♪ ♪ 152 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:27,655 MARGARET: I've been reflecting lately 153 00:05:27,722 --> 00:05:30,260 on the meaning of homecoming. 154 00:05:30,326 --> 00:05:33,032 You know that feeling when you go away for a while 155 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:35,136 and you come back and find a deeper appreciation 156 00:05:35,203 --> 00:05:37,073 for what you have? 157 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:40,548 Welcome to the DewDrop BuyBox, Double‐D, Double‐B. 158 00:05:40,614 --> 00:05:42,585 I'll be there soon. 159 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:44,822 After taxes, eight hours of minimum wage 160 00:05:44,889 --> 00:05:49,398 will get you half a bus ticket. 161 00:05:49,464 --> 00:05:52,572 MARGARET: As you all know, the good Lord‐‐ 162 00:05:52,638 --> 00:05:57,214 he recently expanded my family circle. 163 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,184 Let me introduce them. 164 00:05:59,251 --> 00:06:01,523 This is my Antonio. 165 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:06,533 Oh, looking after his son, single father, 166 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,804 despite never knowing his own. 167 00:06:09,939 --> 00:06:13,346 And now sweet Jason. 168 00:06:13,412 --> 00:06:16,285 Oh, that's not Jason. That's Colorado. 169 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:18,122 Don't we have a picture of Jason? 170 00:06:18,189 --> 00:06:20,326 She's pissed I backed out. 171 00:06:20,393 --> 00:06:23,266 She takes her show really seriously. 172 00:06:23,332 --> 00:06:25,571 It's like her church. 173 00:06:25,638 --> 00:06:28,510 He was gonna read the viewer mail with Rose, 174 00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:31,215 but he got a little case of stage fright. 175 00:06:31,282 --> 00:06:33,854 Happens to us all. Not me. 176 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,191 If I go on TV, folks back home might see 177 00:06:36,258 --> 00:06:37,962 and know it's me, you know? 178 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:40,801 Yeah, I‐‐I know. 179 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:41,736 (laughs) 180 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:43,139 MARGARET: Shame is just the good Lord's way 181 00:06:43,205 --> 00:06:48,282 of reminding us that someone is always watching‐‐always. 182 00:06:48,349 --> 00:06:50,921 After all... (continues indistinctly) 183 00:06:50,988 --> 00:06:53,426 This is not cool. 184 00:06:53,492 --> 00:06:55,263 That's, like, way not cool. 185 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:58,169 MARGARET: Or two, or three. 186 00:06:58,235 --> 00:07:01,008 Which brings me to Ginger Sweet. 187 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:02,945 (cheers and applause) 188 00:07:03,012 --> 00:07:06,018 A woman you've already seen a little too much of. 189 00:07:06,085 --> 00:07:07,922 (crowd booing) 190 00:07:07,988 --> 00:07:09,057 They're booing her. 191 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,061 I know, I know, I know, 192 00:07:11,128 --> 00:07:12,698 but it goes without saying, 193 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,537 Ginger, she needs saving. 194 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:18,643 ‐(cheering) ‐But here at Wings of a Dove, 195 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:23,553 we're about hospitality, and Ginger, she's our guest. 196 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,889 Hey, Ginger. 197 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:26,726 Have you got any advice for me? 198 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:28,295 Oh, just to be careful. 199 00:07:28,362 --> 00:07:31,970 Mama has this way of turning everything to her advantage. 200 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:33,607 Plus, she has the audience on her side. 201 00:07:33,673 --> 00:07:37,380 I have an audience too, and it's growing every day 202 00:07:37,447 --> 00:07:39,084 thanks to the Sunshine Network. 203 00:07:39,151 --> 00:07:40,019 Every time she and the Rev 204 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:42,992 say my name, my profits go up tenfold. 205 00:07:43,058 --> 00:07:45,329 It's easy to talk big when you're in the wings, 206 00:07:45,396 --> 00:07:46,800 but wait until you're out there. 207 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,804 The first time I was on the show, 208 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:50,641 I was maybe, like, five, 209 00:07:50,707 --> 00:07:53,045 and I reached for a cookie before she cued me, 210 00:07:53,112 --> 00:07:56,920 and she slapped my hand so hard, it stung for a week. 211 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:59,725 ‐Margaret's a bully. ‐The show has just begun. 212 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:02,230 It's about time someone slapped her back. 213 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:08,142 Welcome back, everyone! 214 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:09,478 As you all know, 215 00:08:09,545 --> 00:08:12,417 in just under four short months, 216 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:16,759 we're launching SunnyClub, our online shopping division, 217 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:19,599 and if you become a subscriber today, 218 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:24,642 you will get your free bottle of my signature scent, 219 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:27,447 Proverbs 31. 220 00:08:27,515 --> 00:08:29,417 Friends, look under your seats. 221 00:08:29,484 --> 00:08:31,623 It's made right here in Louisiana. 222 00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:35,731 You get a Proverb. You all get a Proverb. 223 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:40,439 It's the smell of God's perfect Christian woman. 224 00:08:40,507 --> 00:08:43,379 Who are the Mafioso? 225 00:08:43,445 --> 00:08:46,251 Mafioso? Oh, those are my uncles. 226 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,890 Uh, by uncles I mean those are my dad's old friends, 227 00:08:48,957 --> 00:08:52,330 so they're not family, but, you know, they're family. 228 00:08:52,397 --> 00:08:53,733 That guy's Don Bouchard. 229 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,571 ROSE: Mm‐hmm. 230 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:57,473 Mom will never believe this. 231 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,910 Gentlemen, Governor. 232 00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:00,413 Franklin. 233 00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:02,016 To what do we owe the pleasure? 234 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,753 I thought our shareholders might enjoy the big show. 235 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:06,993 Well, nice of you to make the special effort 236 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,064 when you could just watch us on TV. 237 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:10,567 Well, as much as our friends are impressed 238 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,936 by the rise in subscriptions 239 00:09:12,003 --> 00:09:14,074 thanks to Ginger's appearance on my show, 240 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,713 they are concerned by the change in leadership. 241 00:09:16,779 --> 00:09:18,449 They've come to offer their help. 242 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,552 In what way? 243 00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:20,621 They're prepared to assume 244 00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:23,693 a significant stake in SunnyClub. 245 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,564 Silent partners, of course. 246 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:28,670 We are fully funded, 247 00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:30,507 though we certainly appreciate you. 248 00:09:30,574 --> 00:09:33,145 Mr. Bouchard, Antonio Rivera. 249 00:09:33,212 --> 00:09:35,416 You made the MMA world what it is, 250 00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:37,588 and without you, I wouldn't be who I am. 251 00:09:37,655 --> 00:09:39,659 I'd love to show you what I can do someday. 252 00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:41,829 Yopi Candelaria's boy. 253 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:42,665 Mm. 254 00:09:42,731 --> 00:09:44,502 You‐‐you knew my mom? 255 00:09:44,568 --> 00:09:46,104 Everyone knew Yopi. 256 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,808 (group chuckles) 257 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,545 Reverend, maybe you could take 258 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,181 these fine gentlemen to their seat. 259 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:52,417 Certainly. 260 00:09:52,483 --> 00:09:55,456 (uneasy music) 261 00:09:55,524 --> 00:09:57,594 ♪ ♪ 262 00:09:57,661 --> 00:10:00,734 Yo, that guy is everything in the MMA world. 263 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,439 Those men are everything everywhere. 264 00:10:03,506 --> 00:10:05,610 Be wise, kid. 265 00:10:05,677 --> 00:10:08,983 Steer clear. 266 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:11,288 And we're back in three, two... 267 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:13,526 MARGARET: ...God's great creation. 268 00:10:13,593 --> 00:10:16,098 (cheers and applause) 269 00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:19,337 My friends, in just a minute, we'll go live 270 00:10:19,404 --> 00:10:21,876 with Eric at the Bayou Housing, 271 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:26,552 but first let's hear it for the Royal Boys Choir. 272 00:10:26,619 --> 00:10:30,761 (cheers and applause) 273 00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:33,165 BOYS: ♪ Just a young boy ♪ 274 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:37,875 ♪ Living in the city with his mama ♪ 275 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,279 Why are our investors here? 276 00:10:40,346 --> 00:10:43,920 It seems your naming yourself CEO has rattled them. 277 00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:47,093 Our silent partners aren't staying silent. 278 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,532 My guess is, the Reverend brought them here to show 279 00:10:49,598 --> 00:10:52,303 that you're not up to the job. 280 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:54,407 Or someone else is. 281 00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:58,850 BOYS: ♪ Told him they will take real good care of him ♪ 282 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,887 ♪ Told him that... ♪ 283 00:11:00,954 --> 00:11:02,991 ‐You healed all these people? ‐THOMAS: I didn't. 284 00:11:03,058 --> 00:11:06,131 God did. How did you get backstage? 285 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,935 I'm a friend of Franklin Lee. 286 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,905 So the pilot of Eugene Monreaux's 287 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:10,974 private plane's on here. 288 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,143 Ten years ago, we laid 289 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:15,316 our hands on him, and Lord took his cancer away. 290 00:11:15,382 --> 00:11:17,353 You know, I saw you usher in Governor Love 291 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:18,656 and a bunch of fat cats. 292 00:11:18,723 --> 00:11:19,825 What's your relation to them? 293 00:11:19,892 --> 00:11:21,494 I'm their spiritual advisor. 294 00:11:21,562 --> 00:11:23,365 Men that powerful take advice? 295 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,735 You'd be surprised. 296 00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:25,937 The higher they climb, 297 00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:28,610 the more they want to be humbled. 298 00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:29,979 Off the record, of course. 299 00:11:30,045 --> 00:11:31,381 Eugene Monreaux was keeping a lot of secrets. 300 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:33,318 If those secrets came out before the launch 301 00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:35,891 of SunnyClub, his investors would be nervous. 302 00:11:35,957 --> 00:11:38,128 His secrets still came out. 303 00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:40,600 ERIC: Testing, testing, 304 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,205 one, two, three, one, two‐‐good? 305 00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:46,779 My dad brought me here when I was little. 306 00:11:46,846 --> 00:11:49,284 It was nothing but barren land and hope. 307 00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:52,591 My dad brought God to the Bayou. 308 00:11:52,658 --> 00:11:53,960 It's amazing. Look what he built. 309 00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:55,530 Yeah, he was a very great man, Eric, 310 00:11:55,597 --> 00:11:57,433 but couldn't we have done this segment in the studio, 311 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,404 where it's air conditioned? 312 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,907 You okay? You look tired. 313 00:12:00,974 --> 00:12:02,043 Margaret gave the prime spot 314 00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:04,180 to that sacrilegious slut Ginger. 315 00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:05,416 ‐Come on. ‐She's doing a segment 316 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:06,351 about family, 317 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:07,654 and I'm the only one in the family way. 318 00:12:07,721 --> 00:12:09,625 PRODUCER: All right, guys, we're cutting back to you... 319 00:12:09,692 --> 00:12:12,229 You good? 320 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:16,271 And now, let's see your mission money at work. 321 00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:18,609 Take it away, Eric! 322 00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,346 ‐Hey, Mama. ‐Hi, sweetie. 323 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:23,218 ‐Becky and I are out here‐‐ ‐On a very warm, 324 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,322 very sunny New Orleans afternoon. 325 00:12:25,389 --> 00:12:26,859 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐ERIC: Yeah, it's a‐‐ 326 00:12:26,926 --> 00:12:28,362 it's a scorcher, Mama, 327 00:12:28,428 --> 00:12:30,567 but there's no place that we'd rather be, 328 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,169 because we are breaking ground 329 00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:34,508 on a brand‐new community center. 330 00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:35,777 You know, it's very humbling, 331 00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:37,948 'cause what was it, 20 years ago? 332 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:41,454 In the wake of Hurricane Thelma, Dad‐‐ 333 00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:43,492 he had a vision of rebirth. 334 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:45,429 Fake‐ass turkey. 335 00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:48,669 (children laugh) 336 00:12:48,736 --> 00:12:51,241 (hushed) Dig. Eric, dig. 337 00:12:51,307 --> 00:12:53,211 ‐BECKY: All right. ‐ERIC: Hold that for me. 338 00:12:53,278 --> 00:12:55,650 ‐Thank you. ‐ERIC: Back to you, Mama. 339 00:12:55,717 --> 00:12:58,488 (somber music) 340 00:12:58,556 --> 00:13:00,125 Margaret has put Eric 341 00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,929 in charge of the charity missions. 342 00:13:01,996 --> 00:13:04,033 How could she be so naive? 343 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,772 More like how could you keep her that way? 344 00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:09,477 It's not charitable to lie to people. 345 00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:12,617 ♪ ♪ 346 00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:14,454 (grunts) 347 00:13:14,521 --> 00:13:17,393 (uneasy music) 348 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:24,173 ♪ ♪ 349 00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:28,415 Ugh, another one of Margaret's holy roller weirdos 350 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:30,452 ‐is lurking in the parking lot. ‐WOMAN: No way. Where? 351 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,922 Come on. Check it out. 352 00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:34,795 ♪ ♪ 353 00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:37,534 He's just sitting there, staring. 354 00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:38,803 He's not moving. 355 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,773 Ugh, it's weird. 356 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,581 ♪ ♪ 357 00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:46,484 He's here for me. 358 00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:47,754 Hmm? 359 00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,056 Everybody inside. 360 00:13:49,123 --> 00:13:51,327 ‐Get inside now! ‐(girls clamoring) 361 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,605 MARGARET: Welcome back, everyone. 362 00:13:56,672 --> 00:13:59,377 I just love a handwritten letter, don't you? 363 00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:02,183 It takes longer, but it means so much more. 364 00:14:02,249 --> 00:14:04,855 I so enjoy our mother‐daughter time, 365 00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:06,124 getting to read letters 366 00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:08,361 that our viewers have written longhand. 367 00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:11,334 Well, reach on in there, Rose, and pull out a goodie. 368 00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:15,008 ROSE: "Dear Margaret, what you're doing by offering 369 00:14:15,075 --> 00:14:18,281 "Ginger Sweet salvation is warrior‐esque. 370 00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:21,889 Love you, Vicki from San Luis Obispo." 371 00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:24,327 Oh, I am truly touched by that, Vicki. 372 00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:26,532 You sound like a great mama bear. 373 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,903 "Dear Margaret, Rose is my favorite." 374 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,172 ‐MARGARET: Aww. ‐Oh. 375 00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:31,709 "I have a great, big crush on her. 376 00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:34,915 Sincerely, Mark from Colorado." 377 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,317 MARGARET: Oh, well, isn't that sweet? 378 00:14:36,384 --> 00:14:37,721 AUDIENCE: Aww. 379 00:14:37,787 --> 00:14:40,092 She's glowing. 380 00:14:40,158 --> 00:14:43,031 ‐She's in love. ‐How do you know? 381 00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:45,570 ‐A mother knows. ‐MARGARET: If his penmanship 382 00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:47,139 is anything to go off of, 383 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:48,509 you got a real catch. 384 00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:51,180 I think we have time for one more. 385 00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:54,487 Rose, what is it? 386 00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:57,661 I'm not reading this. You do it. 387 00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,330 (tense music) 388 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:02,169 "Dear Margaret, Ginger Sweet will burn in hell. 389 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,108 The wages of sin are...death." 390 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,981 Well, that's a bit much. 391 00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:09,417 Ginger Sweet's a filthy slut whore! 392 00:15:09,483 --> 00:15:11,989 ‐(crowd exclaims) ‐MARGARET: Please! 393 00:15:12,056 --> 00:15:15,530 Please, let's just all stay calm. 394 00:15:15,596 --> 00:15:18,936 Ginger Sweet, she's aroused some strong feelings, 395 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:21,809 but we‐‐together, we can get through this. 396 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,044 Isn't that right, sweetie? 397 00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:25,048 Now we're gonna take a little break 398 00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:27,854 and come right back. 399 00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:31,060 ‐Thanks, Rose. ‐ERIC: Hey, little girl, 400 00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:32,564 that was very rude, 401 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:33,766 what you did back there. 402 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,972 I'm out here doing good deeds, and you're heckling me. 403 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,241 Where are your parents? 404 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,145 Earning bank to get us out of here. 405 00:15:40,212 --> 00:15:42,049 (children laughing playfully) 406 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:44,755 (water dripping) 407 00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:48,294 (somber music) 408 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:55,275 ♪ ♪ 409 00:15:56,845 --> 00:15:58,716 The river's coming up again. 410 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:04,093 ♪ ♪ 411 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,266 Y'all sent it for Christmas. 412 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:09,437 Has it been on a diet since then? 413 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,942 (scoffs) 414 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,213 ♪ ♪ 415 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:19,390 Next year, just send us the guts. 416 00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:24,166 My next guest has taught me the healing power 417 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,037 of the blended family. 418 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:29,176 Please give a big old SunnyClub welcome 419 00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:32,951 to my stepson Antonio. 420 00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:36,090 Oh, where's your shirt? 421 00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:39,029 Antonio. (laughs) 422 00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:41,067 You can't cook dressed like that. 423 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,770 ANTONIO: Well, I want to share something 424 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:45,041 I love more than food. 425 00:16:45,108 --> 00:16:47,714 Oh, haven't we had enough fighting for one day? 426 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,786 See, martial arts isn't really about the fight. 427 00:16:50,853 --> 00:16:54,493 It's about defusing situations before they get too hot. 428 00:16:54,561 --> 00:16:58,769 Well, I think that's a useful lesson any day. 429 00:16:58,836 --> 00:16:59,971 You want to show me? 430 00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:02,075 ‐You got it. ‐MARGARET: Okay. 431 00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:03,946 Where do you want me to stand? 432 00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:06,350 ANTONIO: Real pros always stay in control, 433 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,421 so stay perfectly still, Margaret. 434 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,658 Okay. 435 00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:15,001 ‐(exhales sharply) ‐(crowd exclaims) 436 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,974 Oh, boy. (laughs) 437 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,511 Are you ready to take it up a notch? 438 00:17:19,578 --> 00:17:21,113 I'm ready. 439 00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:24,153 (cheers and applause) 440 00:17:24,219 --> 00:17:27,359 (rapidly sharply exhaling) 441 00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:29,531 YOPI: What is he doing? 442 00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:30,766 He's supposed to be playing nice. 443 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:31,768 He's gonna break her nose. 444 00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,812 (cheers and applause) 445 00:17:36,878 --> 00:17:38,214 I didn't flinch once. 446 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:41,354 Can you believe that? 447 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:45,362 Give it up for my boy Antonio. 448 00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:47,834 YOPI: Your boy? 449 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,173 He's a star. He's my star. 450 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,409 ROSE: I'm so sorry. 451 00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:54,514 I mean, she played us both. 452 00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:56,752 Well, the stupid thing is, I always dreamed 453 00:17:56,818 --> 00:18:00,025 of being on this show, 454 00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:01,862 out there with you and Eric... 455 00:18:01,928 --> 00:18:03,999 (soft music) 456 00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:06,972 With my kinder and cleaner mom, 457 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,609 and now I finally got my chance, 458 00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,080 and everyone hates me, 459 00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:12,984 well, except you. 460 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,587 ♪ ♪ 461 00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:17,292 They don't hate you. 462 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,798 They hate the character 463 00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:22,069 Mom and the Reverend created. 464 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,708 ♪ ♪ 465 00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,912 Look, just go out there 466 00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:30,318 and speak your truth. 467 00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:32,557 Be braver than the rest of us. 468 00:18:32,623 --> 00:18:33,391 ♪ ♪ 469 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:36,665 (cell phone buzzes) 470 00:18:39,236 --> 00:18:40,371 Another one of Margaret's stalkers 471 00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:41,908 has your mom totally freaked out. 472 00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:43,144 Did you call the cops? 473 00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:44,781 No, your mom won't let me. 474 00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:46,918 Is everything okay? 475 00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:49,123 ‐You're next. ‐I have to go. 476 00:18:49,189 --> 00:18:52,195 You can't leave. Hey! 477 00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:53,264 Crap. 478 00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:56,705 Being a mother‐‐ oh, it's hard work. 479 00:18:56,772 --> 00:19:00,078 Some days, you just want to tear your hair out, 480 00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:01,515 but my next guest... 481 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:03,184 NORAH: Abort. Margaret, abort. 482 00:19:03,251 --> 00:19:05,756 Ginger is AWOL. Ginger is AWOL. 483 00:19:05,823 --> 00:19:07,225 Pivot to the choir. Pivot to the choir. 484 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:10,031 Makes me want to tear my hair out with joy. 485 00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:12,937 Please welcome back for an encore, 486 00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:15,475 the Royal Boys Choir! 487 00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:18,582 (applause) 488 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:24,527 ♪ It seems our world has gone astray ♪ 489 00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:28,067 ♪ Where peace and love's replaced with hate ♪ 490 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:32,242 ♪ And everyone can see this is true ♪ 491 00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:35,315 ♪ ♪ 492 00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:38,789 Why are you out there? Our show is live. 493 00:19:38,856 --> 00:19:40,793 One of your creepy fans is outside the motel, 494 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,964 and my girls are too scared to go outside. 495 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,734 I got this. I'll head over now. 496 00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:46,605 Thank you. 497 00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:48,407 Are you happy with yourself? 498 00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:50,713 You've spent your show whipping them up against me. 499 00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:53,886 Ginger, you can't blame our audience for being upset 500 00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:56,390 after your wet T‐shirt stunt. 501 00:19:56,457 --> 00:19:58,461 I blame you for riling them up. 502 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:02,135 I blame them for acting on it, but you for not stopping them. 503 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:06,176 BOYS: ♪ To make things right ♪ 504 00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:08,247 ♪ If you can guilt me ♪ 505 00:20:08,314 --> 00:20:11,955 We'll stop this together. 506 00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:14,059 Now? Right now? 507 00:20:14,126 --> 00:20:15,763 ROSE: Yes, yeah, good. 508 00:20:15,829 --> 00:20:18,769 ♪ To end a war ♪ 509 00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:25,516 ♪ If you can use me, then use me ♪ 510 00:20:26,718 --> 00:20:29,691 ♪ I often wonder how'd it be ♪ 511 00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:33,297 ♪ If every nation lived in peace ♪ 512 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:37,807 ♪ And everybody just got along ♪ 513 00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,176 ♪ ♪ 514 00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:42,516 ♪ I know this may not be today ♪ 515 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,854 Before we move on, 516 00:20:44,921 --> 00:20:47,425 I have something to say. 517 00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:48,662 At this very moment, 518 00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:51,467 Ginger Sweet's mother is being threatened. 519 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:52,870 (crowd murmurs) 520 00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:55,375 Now, sometimes good people‐‐ they get carried away, 521 00:20:55,441 --> 00:20:57,345 but here at the Sunshine Network, 522 00:20:57,412 --> 00:21:00,519 we remain a family. 523 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,990 Violence... that's never the answer. 524 00:21:03,057 --> 00:21:04,961 ♪ ♪ 525 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:08,434 When we are disrespected, we turn the other cheek. 526 00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:11,206 I never should have let her go on TV. 527 00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:12,710 It's not safe. 528 00:21:12,777 --> 00:21:14,881 Now, Ginger and I‐‐ we are gonna talk 529 00:21:14,947 --> 00:21:17,920 through our differences, like mother and daughter. 530 00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:22,028 Ginger, will you work with me on this? 531 00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:26,638 BOYS: ♪ So if you can use me, use me ♪ 532 00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:30,512 ♪ To make a change, to make a change ♪ 533 00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:34,386 ♪ If you can use me, use me, to lead the way ♪ 534 00:21:34,453 --> 00:21:37,459 ‐I'd love to. ‐BOYS: ♪ To lead the way ♪ 535 00:21:37,526 --> 00:21:39,831 ♪ If you can use me, use me ♪ 536 00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:43,370 ‐♪ To save the world ♪ ‐♪ To save the world ♪ 537 00:21:43,437 --> 00:21:45,341 ♪ If you can use me ♪ 538 00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:47,813 BOY: ♪ If you can use me ♪ 539 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,186 ♪ Oh, won't you use me? ♪ 540 00:21:51,253 --> 00:21:53,825 BOY: ♪ If you can use me ♪ 541 00:21:53,892 --> 00:21:55,061 ♪ Then use ♪ 542 00:21:57,398 --> 00:22:00,572 ♪ Me ♪ 543 00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:04,045 Ginger Sweet after the break. You don't want to miss it. 544 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:11,160 (tense music) 545 00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:12,462 You got my letter. 546 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:14,099 That was reckless. 547 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,436 You used your real name. 548 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:18,575 Sorry. I just really like you, 549 00:22:18,642 --> 00:22:20,746 and I can't tell anyone. 550 00:22:20,812 --> 00:22:23,050 Just, I want to be careful. 551 00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:24,587 I already lost my dad. 552 00:22:24,654 --> 00:22:28,294 I don't want to lose you too. 553 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,198 ‐The man is gone. ‐Mm‐hmm. 554 00:22:30,264 --> 00:22:31,834 Everybody's okay, 555 00:22:31,901 --> 00:22:34,172 so you focus your energy, okay? 556 00:22:34,239 --> 00:22:36,143 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐Okay. 557 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,314 Hello, everybody. 558 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:42,322 (cheers and applause) 559 00:22:42,388 --> 00:22:43,625 Thank you, darling. 560 00:22:43,692 --> 00:22:46,096 WOMAN: You're welcome, Margaret. 561 00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:47,800 You just be yourself, sweetie. 562 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,236 ♪ ♪ 563 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:50,806 Eric? Eric, wait. 564 00:22:50,872 --> 00:22:53,177 My mother is raising money off buildings 565 00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:54,312 that should be condemned. 566 00:22:54,379 --> 00:22:55,916 We need to take care of this. 567 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,187 No, you need to take care of this. 568 00:22:58,254 --> 00:22:59,356 You just got this job, 569 00:22:59,422 --> 00:23:01,260 and you're already running back to Mommy? 570 00:23:01,326 --> 00:23:02,495 I'm not running back to‐‐ 571 00:23:02,563 --> 00:23:05,669 okay, I mean, I was running, like, physically, but I'm not‐‐ 572 00:23:05,736 --> 00:23:07,272 If you need counsel, 573 00:23:07,338 --> 00:23:09,844 go sit with my brother. 574 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,246 Leave your mother out of this. 575 00:23:11,313 --> 00:23:16,123 If Daddy were here, I would lean on him for advice, but‐‐ 576 00:23:16,189 --> 00:23:18,427 If your daddy were here, you wouldn't have this job. 577 00:23:18,494 --> 00:23:19,730 Man up. 578 00:23:19,797 --> 00:23:22,302 ♪ ♪ 579 00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:25,509 And we're back with Ginger Sweet. 580 00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:27,045 (cheers and applause) 581 00:23:27,111 --> 00:23:28,615 Now, Ginger, 582 00:23:28,682 --> 00:23:31,554 Ginger, I know we've had a lot of salty words 583 00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:33,725 swirling around for the last few days 584 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:36,063 since your, uh, baptism. 585 00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:39,603 And you and the Reverend have certainly fanned the flames. 586 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:43,143 I'm not a firefighter. I'm just a concerned mother, 587 00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:44,479 and I want this to be 588 00:23:44,547 --> 00:23:47,118 a teachable moment for everyone, 589 00:23:47,185 --> 00:23:50,592 because I believe that there are very good people 590 00:23:50,659 --> 00:23:52,830 on both sides of this situation. 591 00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:55,669 ‐(laughs) ‐Why are you laughing, sweetie? 592 00:23:55,736 --> 00:23:59,109 ‐By all means, carry on. ‐Okay. 593 00:23:59,175 --> 00:24:00,946 Well, I want to start off by saying 594 00:24:01,012 --> 00:24:03,885 I don't think you're a bad person. 595 00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:06,056 ‐Thank you. ‐But what you did‐‐ 596 00:24:06,123 --> 00:24:08,728 well, that hurt me. 597 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,498 That hurt a lot of people. 598 00:24:10,565 --> 00:24:12,435 You turned our holiest sacrament 599 00:24:12,503 --> 00:24:14,774 into a wet T‐shirt contest, 600 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,577 and I'm just wondering, 601 00:24:16,644 --> 00:24:20,418 do you think that the 2.5 billion people 602 00:24:20,484 --> 00:24:23,558 who believe in Christ are dumb? 603 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:26,163 ‐No, I don't. ‐Oh. 604 00:24:26,229 --> 00:24:28,701 I believe in Christ, but is there no room 605 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:32,341 in this dialogue for contrary, provocative thought? 606 00:24:32,408 --> 00:24:33,978 Oh, is that what you were doing, 607 00:24:34,045 --> 00:24:37,853 provoking an intellectually stimulating dialogue? 608 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,324 Well, that's why you invited me here, isn't it? 609 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:41,794 For a teachable moment. 610 00:24:41,861 --> 00:24:45,535 I am just trying to help you understand your actions‐‐ 611 00:24:45,602 --> 00:24:47,305 they have consequences. 612 00:24:48,106 --> 00:24:49,677 Oh. 613 00:24:49,743 --> 00:24:52,616 So the stalkers, the hate mail, 614 00:24:52,683 --> 00:24:55,622 the spitting‐‐I asked for it? 615 00:24:55,689 --> 00:24:58,595 (laughs) Really shoring up 616 00:24:58,661 --> 00:25:01,667 those feminist bona fides there, Margaret. 617 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,172 Is it feminist to sell your body on the Internet? 618 00:25:04,239 --> 00:25:07,713 Yes. My body belongs to me. 619 00:25:07,779 --> 00:25:10,685 I say what happens to it. I say what I do with it. 620 00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:13,758 So every prostitute is a feminist? Hmm. 621 00:25:13,825 --> 00:25:16,463 I didn't say that, and please don't infer 622 00:25:16,531 --> 00:25:18,033 that I am a prostitute, 623 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,104 not that there is anything wrong with that. 624 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,941 There have been sacred prostitutes 625 00:25:22,008 --> 00:25:25,782 since the beginning of time; Ishtar, Aphrodite. 626 00:25:25,849 --> 00:25:29,422 People understood that bodies were to be celebrated. 627 00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:32,863 Psalm 25:3, "No one who hopes in you 628 00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:36,537 "will ever be put to shame, but shame will come on those 629 00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,975 who are treacherous without cause." 630 00:25:39,042 --> 00:25:42,749 The "you" in that scripture is God, not Ginger Sweet. 631 00:25:42,816 --> 00:25:43,952 Well, what's the difference 632 00:25:44,018 --> 00:25:46,222 if we both bring people to ecstasy? 633 00:25:46,289 --> 00:25:49,530 (audience exclaims) 634 00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:51,968 Oh, you're really playing with fire. 635 00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:53,905 Oh, I haven't even lit the match. 636 00:25:53,972 --> 00:25:55,842 (disquieting music) 637 00:25:55,909 --> 00:25:58,815 Men come to us desperate for connection, 638 00:25:58,881 --> 00:26:01,887 and we honor their trust. 639 00:26:01,954 --> 00:26:04,860 We provide what they're clearly not getting at home. 640 00:26:04,927 --> 00:26:07,131 Well, providing for a man‐‐ 641 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,570 that's a lot more than just stripping off your clothes. 642 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:11,239 Isn't that right, ladies? 643 00:26:11,306 --> 00:26:13,978 (cheers and applause) 644 00:26:14,045 --> 00:26:16,116 Well, if you had provided for Eugene, 645 00:26:16,182 --> 00:26:17,853 he wouldn't have had to step out 646 00:26:17,919 --> 00:26:19,523 with my mother in Las Vegas. 647 00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:21,026 (dramatic music) 648 00:26:21,092 --> 00:26:23,564 Hi, Mom, if you're watching. 649 00:26:23,631 --> 00:26:26,369 And don't fool yourself, Margaret. 650 00:26:26,436 --> 00:26:28,073 It wasn't just sex. 651 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:30,512 Eugene loved her. 652 00:26:30,578 --> 00:26:32,949 He came to her for salvation, 653 00:26:33,016 --> 00:26:36,322 and she gave him what you couldn't. 654 00:26:36,389 --> 00:26:41,834 ♪ ♪ 655 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:45,942 Well, do you have anything to say? 656 00:26:46,009 --> 00:26:48,681 ♪ ♪ 657 00:26:50,451 --> 00:26:53,591 Do I have anything to say? 658 00:26:53,658 --> 00:26:57,532 For years, I kept my mouth shut 659 00:26:57,599 --> 00:26:59,469 as Eugene cheated on me 660 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,339 with one woman after another. 661 00:27:03,009 --> 00:27:08,019 I knew, and I stayed silent to protect my family, 662 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,829 but how dare you compare adultery to salvation? 663 00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:15,802 Women like you‐‐you're selfish. 664 00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:18,608 You don't give a second thought to who or what you destroy. 665 00:27:18,674 --> 00:27:20,845 I built a life with Eugene, 666 00:27:20,912 --> 00:27:23,383 a business, a family, 667 00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:27,659 and then some tawdry showgirl sees what I've built 668 00:27:27,726 --> 00:27:29,061 and comes for it? 669 00:27:29,128 --> 00:27:31,600 Hmm, you can call that providing if you want to, 670 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:35,274 but when that temporary thrill of new and shiny wears off, 671 00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:36,476 men like Eugene‐‐ 672 00:27:36,544 --> 00:27:39,716 they come home with their tail between their legs, 673 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,587 and do you know why? 674 00:27:41,654 --> 00:27:43,023 Because unlike you, 675 00:27:43,089 --> 00:27:46,597 we protect them from their worst natures. 676 00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:50,572 We make them feel decent and good, while you, 677 00:27:50,638 --> 00:27:53,210 you plunge them into guilt and shame. 678 00:27:53,276 --> 00:27:57,084 After every affair, Eugene came home to me! 679 00:27:57,886 --> 00:28:00,558 And I took him back 680 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:03,798 because I swore an oath before God 681 00:28:03,865 --> 00:28:06,102 until death do us part. 682 00:28:08,006 --> 00:28:09,910 So if that means being publicly humiliated 683 00:28:09,977 --> 00:28:13,149 and having to give airtime to some pornographic sass mouth, 684 00:28:13,216 --> 00:28:17,224 well, so be it. 685 00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:19,830 God tests women like me with women like you, 686 00:28:19,897 --> 00:28:22,268 and even if I want to rake my nails 687 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:25,374 across that gorgeous harlot face of yours, 688 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,478 well, I won't, 689 00:28:27,545 --> 00:28:31,486 because Eugene‐‐he might have taken everything away from me, 690 00:28:31,553 --> 00:28:34,425 but I still have my dignity, 691 00:28:34,492 --> 00:28:36,830 you cheap, trashy, 692 00:28:36,897 --> 00:28:39,536 sanctimonious little slut! 693 00:28:39,603 --> 00:28:41,774 ♪ ♪ 694 00:28:43,844 --> 00:28:46,082 Well, 695 00:28:46,149 --> 00:28:48,888 do you have anything to say? 696 00:28:48,955 --> 00:28:51,492 (dramatic music) 697 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,196 Margaret? 698 00:28:53,263 --> 00:28:54,967 ♪ ♪ 699 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:58,306 Well, we'll be right back. 700 00:28:58,373 --> 00:28:59,810 Don't you go away. 701 00:28:59,876 --> 00:29:01,780 Right here with Ginger Sweet. 702 00:29:01,847 --> 00:29:03,918 Well done, you. 703 00:29:03,985 --> 00:29:06,289 Well done. Come back. 704 00:29:09,696 --> 00:29:12,201 (indistinct chatter) 705 00:29:12,267 --> 00:29:14,539 Have you been down to the missions? 706 00:29:14,606 --> 00:29:16,944 They are falling apart. 707 00:29:17,011 --> 00:29:19,048 They were Eugene's responsibility. 708 00:29:19,115 --> 00:29:21,820 Sunny Missions is basically a slumlord. 709 00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,557 That's bad news ahead of the launch. 710 00:29:23,624 --> 00:29:25,360 That's bad news anytime. 711 00:29:25,427 --> 00:29:26,630 That's not who we are. 712 00:29:26,697 --> 00:29:28,033 Of course. 713 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,337 Our friends here, they're contractors over there. 714 00:29:30,404 --> 00:29:32,107 We'll catch them up after the show. 715 00:29:32,174 --> 00:29:37,017 Oh, hey, Uncle Virgil, Townes, Don. 716 00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:39,321 Paul told us you were the right man for the job. 717 00:29:39,388 --> 00:29:40,390 Good work, son. 718 00:29:40,457 --> 00:29:42,962 Don't disappoint us like your father did. 719 00:29:43,029 --> 00:29:44,432 You're the guy now. 720 00:29:44,498 --> 00:29:47,438 (uneasy country music) 721 00:29:47,505 --> 00:29:52,314 ♪ ♪ 722 00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:54,118 Take a walk. 723 00:29:54,185 --> 00:29:55,688 You used my name to get backstage, 724 00:29:55,755 --> 00:29:57,357 and I didn't say you could be here. 725 00:29:57,424 --> 00:29:59,161 I figured if Ginger was gonna try and slay the dragon, 726 00:29:59,228 --> 00:30:00,197 some news was bound to shake loose. 727 00:30:00,263 --> 00:30:03,336 You abused our friendship. 728 00:30:04,639 --> 00:30:05,775 Look, here's what I know. 729 00:30:05,842 --> 00:30:08,246 Eric is married to the sister of Reverend Paul Thomas, 730 00:30:08,313 --> 00:30:09,916 who seems to know a lot more 731 00:30:09,983 --> 00:30:11,620 about Eugene's secret love children 732 00:30:11,687 --> 00:30:14,091 than he's ready to say. 733 00:30:14,158 --> 00:30:15,661 Oh, and when you pulled me away, 734 00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:17,264 Eric and your rev were whispering 735 00:30:17,331 --> 00:30:20,605 with some of the most powerful men in Louisiana. 736 00:30:20,671 --> 00:30:22,842 What am I missing? 737 00:30:22,909 --> 00:30:28,286 ♪ ♪ 738 00:30:28,353 --> 00:30:31,960 "Where two or three have gathered in my name, 739 00:30:32,027 --> 00:30:34,431 there am I with them," 740 00:30:34,498 --> 00:30:36,637 Matthew 18:20. 741 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:38,707 Scripture? 742 00:30:38,774 --> 00:30:40,477 I asked you a question. 743 00:30:40,545 --> 00:30:43,216 ♪ ♪ 744 00:30:43,283 --> 00:30:46,489 And I just threw you the bone I promised. 745 00:30:46,557 --> 00:30:50,497 ♪ ♪ 746 00:30:50,565 --> 00:30:51,567 Bye. 747 00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:58,514 ♪ ♪ 748 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,272 Can I get you anything, a water? 749 00:31:11,339 --> 00:31:13,042 ‐I'm fine. ‐Excuse me. 750 00:31:13,109 --> 00:31:15,046 ‐Who are you? ‐She's your PA. 751 00:31:15,113 --> 00:31:17,117 I've never seen her before in my life. 752 00:31:17,184 --> 00:31:18,453 ‐I love you, Margaret. ‐NORAH: And we're back 753 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,658 in three, two... 754 00:31:20,725 --> 00:31:23,096 (yells) 755 00:31:23,162 --> 00:31:25,166 Rot in hell, you sinner! 756 00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:28,373 (dramatic music) 757 00:31:28,439 --> 00:31:35,253 ♪ ♪ 758 00:31:36,623 --> 00:31:39,562 I'm‐‐I'm so sorry. 759 00:31:39,629 --> 00:31:40,463 Norah? 760 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:42,635 Can‐‐can we go to commercial, Norah? 761 00:31:42,702 --> 00:31:44,271 GINGER: No. 762 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,442 I want everyone to see this. 763 00:31:46,510 --> 00:31:49,315 Oh, no, no, we need to get you cleaned up, sweetie. 764 00:31:49,381 --> 00:31:53,590 I watched your show every day growing up! 765 00:31:54,693 --> 00:31:57,799 I learned how to cook from you, how to read scripture! 766 00:31:57,865 --> 00:32:01,072 I dreamed of meeting you one day, 767 00:32:01,138 --> 00:32:03,877 of being on this stage! 768 00:32:03,944 --> 00:32:05,614 This is not the way it was supposed to go. 769 00:32:05,681 --> 00:32:06,783 You have to believe me. 770 00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:09,488 Oh, I almost believe you, Margaret. 771 00:32:09,556 --> 00:32:11,693 ♪ ♪ 772 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,066 Thanks for the homecoming. 773 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:16,469 ‐Roll the promo now. ‐WOMAN: Roll the promo. 774 00:32:16,536 --> 00:32:17,905 Roll it now. 775 00:32:17,972 --> 00:32:22,314 MARGARET: Matthew 26:15 asks, 776 00:32:22,381 --> 00:32:26,088 "What are you willing to give me if I..." 777 00:32:26,155 --> 00:32:29,061 Margaret? Are you okay? 778 00:32:29,128 --> 00:32:30,463 ♪ ♪ 779 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:32,300 I've never seen anything like that before. 780 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,937 I don't even know what happened. 781 00:32:34,004 --> 00:32:41,118 ♪ ♪ 782 00:32:41,686 --> 00:32:43,122 Bring me my stool. 783 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:50,805 She's only brought out the stool twice before, 784 00:32:50,871 --> 00:32:53,009 once after 9/11, 785 00:32:53,075 --> 00:32:54,579 and the other when the Supreme Court 786 00:32:54,646 --> 00:32:56,348 affirmed gay marriage. 787 00:32:56,415 --> 00:32:59,589 What you just witnessed was disturbing. 788 00:32:59,656 --> 00:33:01,660 (light music) 789 00:33:01,726 --> 00:33:04,264 I feel terrible for the public humiliation 790 00:33:04,331 --> 00:33:06,435 that Ginger was subjected to. 791 00:33:08,039 --> 00:33:10,678 As a mother, I aspire daily 792 00:33:10,744 --> 00:33:15,453 to guide and protect my family, 793 00:33:15,521 --> 00:33:19,428 and I accomplished neither of those goals today. 794 00:33:19,495 --> 00:33:21,766 I know that you're angry about what Ginger said 795 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,004 about me and Christianity, 796 00:33:24,071 --> 00:33:25,440 and in turn, 797 00:33:25,508 --> 00:33:28,279 I know Ginger's angered by the way 798 00:33:28,346 --> 00:33:31,285 she and her mother have been treated, 799 00:33:31,352 --> 00:33:36,228 and so I ask the Lord, where do we go from here? 800 00:33:36,295 --> 00:33:38,867 Do we continue to threaten one another, 801 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,905 give up on one another? 802 00:33:40,971 --> 00:33:43,042 No. 803 00:33:43,109 --> 00:33:46,550 We Christians‐‐ like good carpenters, 804 00:33:46,616 --> 00:33:50,858 we build a bridge of forgiveness. 805 00:33:50,925 --> 00:33:53,764 We don't mock. We don't tempt. 806 00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:56,870 We invest. 807 00:33:57,538 --> 00:33:59,776 Now, here at the Sunshine Network, 808 00:33:59,842 --> 00:34:01,580 we invest in ourselves 809 00:34:01,646 --> 00:34:04,919 and in the Ginger Sweets of this world, 810 00:34:04,986 --> 00:34:08,259 as others have invested in us, 811 00:34:08,326 --> 00:34:12,367 good people like Governor Virgil Love, 812 00:34:12,434 --> 00:34:17,712 Don Bouchard, and Townes Dockerty. 813 00:34:17,778 --> 00:34:19,281 Norah, can we swing a camera 814 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:20,483 on these fine people in the front row? 815 00:34:20,551 --> 00:34:21,886 Camera five, swing to the front row. 816 00:34:21,953 --> 00:34:23,155 ‐Take camera five. ‐When Eugene‐‐ 817 00:34:23,222 --> 00:34:24,191 stop me if you've heard this. 818 00:34:24,257 --> 00:34:25,628 When Eugene and I, 819 00:34:25,694 --> 00:34:26,696 when we were at 820 00:34:26,763 --> 00:34:30,537 a little public access channel in Natchitoches, 821 00:34:30,604 --> 00:34:32,273 those three gentlemen right there, 822 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:35,213 they‐‐they saw something special, 823 00:34:35,279 --> 00:34:36,683 and they gave us our shot. 824 00:34:37,885 --> 00:34:40,658 I know the fat one. He like to wear heels. 825 00:34:40,724 --> 00:34:42,762 We've gotta get the hell out of town. 826 00:34:42,828 --> 00:34:46,870 And Ginger, we may not have saved you today, 827 00:34:46,936 --> 00:34:50,009 but we will continue to invest 828 00:34:50,076 --> 00:34:53,149 because we believe in redemption, 829 00:34:53,215 --> 00:34:54,886 and if you want proof, 830 00:34:54,952 --> 00:34:58,660 you gotta look no further than your brother Jason. 831 00:34:58,727 --> 00:34:59,962 Jason, are you here? 832 00:35:00,029 --> 00:35:01,900 Please stand up, honey. 833 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:03,904 Camera two, find Jason. 834 00:35:03,970 --> 00:35:05,607 Take camera two. 835 00:35:05,674 --> 00:35:09,615 A few weeks ago, Jason‐‐are you ready for this? 836 00:35:09,682 --> 00:35:11,452 He was a drug dealer. I know. 837 00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:14,992 He was living in a trailer in Colorado, 838 00:35:15,059 --> 00:35:16,563 and look at him now, 839 00:35:16,629 --> 00:35:20,704 saved and safe in the bosom of our family 840 00:35:20,771 --> 00:35:24,712 because, again, you got it, we invested. 841 00:35:24,779 --> 00:35:25,948 ♪ ♪ 842 00:35:26,014 --> 00:35:27,217 I see you, Jason. 843 00:35:27,283 --> 00:35:30,223 The whole world sees you. 844 00:35:30,289 --> 00:35:32,427 TK: Dude, that's Mark. 845 00:35:33,395 --> 00:35:34,932 ‐Mark? ‐Dude, I'm telling you. 846 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:39,074 ♪ ♪ 847 00:35:39,141 --> 00:35:40,209 Dude. 848 00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:43,750 MARGARET: So invest in SunnyClub today, 849 00:35:43,817 --> 00:35:49,261 and we together, we will win Ginger Sweet back to Christ. 850 00:35:49,327 --> 00:35:52,267 (applause) 851 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:56,843 ♪ ♪ 852 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:58,580 (laughs) 853 00:35:58,647 --> 00:36:00,851 Now, we're gonna be here tomorrow 854 00:36:00,918 --> 00:36:03,690 and the day after tomorrow and the day after that 855 00:36:03,757 --> 00:36:07,297 and the day after that and the day after that. 856 00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:10,002 We will be investing in one another. 857 00:36:10,069 --> 00:36:13,108 May we all rise in God's glory. 858 00:36:13,175 --> 00:36:14,477 JULIETTE: Eugene. 859 00:36:14,545 --> 00:36:16,181 ♪ ♪ 860 00:36:16,248 --> 00:36:19,287 Have mercy on me. It's‐‐it's charity. 861 00:36:19,354 --> 00:36:23,195 Oh, that's just old‐fashioned thieving, son. 862 00:36:23,262 --> 00:36:24,999 OFFICER: Let's go. 863 00:36:25,066 --> 00:36:26,201 MARGARET: Thank you! 864 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:29,407 Walk, Eugene. Just keep walking. 865 00:36:29,474 --> 00:36:32,046 MARGARET: You all run along. I'll see you tomorrow! 866 00:36:32,113 --> 00:36:37,257 Seeing you do our thing with her... 867 00:36:37,323 --> 00:36:40,797 it really hurt my heart, you know? 868 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:46,408 He was there, Mami. 869 00:36:46,475 --> 00:36:48,412 Don Bouchard himself. 870 00:36:50,316 --> 00:36:52,287 I had to make an impression. 871 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:01,305 (speaking Spanish) 872 00:37:05,446 --> 00:37:07,818 (somber music) 873 00:37:07,885 --> 00:37:11,592 Ms. Sweet? 874 00:37:11,659 --> 00:37:14,632 I'm sorry for what happened to you. 875 00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:17,838 (car horn honks) 876 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:18,873 (scoffs) 877 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:21,913 ♪ ♪ 878 00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,050 There's my ride. 879 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:28,760 ♪ ♪ 880 00:37:28,827 --> 00:37:30,664 Hot priest. 881 00:37:30,731 --> 00:37:32,835 ‐He's a reverend. ‐There's a difference? 882 00:37:32,901 --> 00:37:35,339 ♪ ♪ 883 00:37:35,406 --> 00:37:39,481 Hey, that guy from the parking lot... 884 00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:40,717 He left this for you. 885 00:37:40,784 --> 00:37:45,159 ♪ ♪ 886 00:37:45,226 --> 00:37:47,330 Is that your mom? 887 00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:54,344 ♪ ♪ 888 00:37:54,545 --> 00:37:56,983 ‐How is she? ‐She's fine, 889 00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:58,720 but get this. 890 00:37:58,787 --> 00:38:01,959 Those guys in Margaret's audience, her friends? 891 00:38:02,026 --> 00:38:04,464 The girls knew them. 892 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,201 They're customers. 893 00:38:06,268 --> 00:38:09,240 (country rock music) 894 00:38:09,307 --> 00:38:10,510 ♪ ♪ 895 00:38:10,577 --> 00:38:13,883 The next time one of them signs in, record him. 896 00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,119 Record them all. 897 00:38:15,186 --> 00:38:17,323 ♪ ♪ 898 00:38:17,390 --> 00:38:20,496 But that's not us. Our clients trust us. 899 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:22,366 Who doesn't want to be on camera? 900 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:24,672 ♪ ♪ 901 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:27,611 It's the one thing Jason asked you not to do, 902 00:38:27,678 --> 00:38:29,314 and you couldn't help yourself. 903 00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:30,382 I mean, you promised. 904 00:38:30,449 --> 00:38:32,420 I'm just doing the best I can. 905 00:38:34,592 --> 00:38:36,729 The best for who? 906 00:38:36,796 --> 00:38:39,334 What‐‐that crap you pulled with Ginger out there, 907 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,639 it may sell SunnyClub subscriptions, 908 00:38:41,706 --> 00:38:43,576 but I thought it was disgusting, 909 00:38:43,643 --> 00:38:45,947 and the whole woman‐on‐woman catfight thing, 910 00:38:46,014 --> 00:38:49,187 Mom, it's‐‐it's just‐‐ it's so tired. 911 00:38:49,254 --> 00:38:51,626 Well, I'm tired too, Rose. 912 00:38:51,692 --> 00:38:54,765 I'm tired of working my ass off so that my daughters, 913 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:57,003 now suddenly plural, have the privilege 914 00:38:57,069 --> 00:39:00,677 of constantly telling me how much I disappoint them. 915 00:39:00,744 --> 00:39:02,246 Well, at least we can agree on that. 916 00:39:02,313 --> 00:39:05,186 I am disappointed. 917 00:39:05,252 --> 00:39:07,558 (somber music) 918 00:39:07,624 --> 00:39:11,231 Gentlemen, the houses are collapsing. 919 00:39:11,298 --> 00:39:13,335 Water's undrinkable. 920 00:39:13,402 --> 00:39:17,109 People are in need, and we'll be there. 921 00:39:17,176 --> 00:39:18,746 To charity. 922 00:39:18,813 --> 00:39:20,149 ALL: To charity. 923 00:39:20,216 --> 00:39:23,188 (upbeat music) 924 00:39:23,255 --> 00:39:30,169 ♪ ♪ 925 00:39:31,271 --> 00:39:32,941 I left a message. 926 00:39:33,008 --> 00:39:35,279 Good. I know you fellas are worried, 927 00:39:35,346 --> 00:39:37,183 but as long as the ladies are fighting, 928 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:41,024 the right hand won't know what the left is doing. 929 00:39:41,091 --> 00:39:43,596 ‐(laughter) ‐Cheers. 930 00:39:43,663 --> 00:39:44,932 ERIC: I started my new job today. 931 00:39:44,999 --> 00:39:47,436 Oh. How did it go? 932 00:39:47,504 --> 00:39:49,407 I'm gonna make a lot of lives better. 933 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,979 How about you start with me? 934 00:39:52,046 --> 00:39:53,482 Let me see you. 935 00:39:53,549 --> 00:39:56,856 ♪ ♪ 936 00:39:56,922 --> 00:39:58,392 (sighs) 937 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:05,573 ♪ ♪ 938 00:40:06,842 --> 00:40:08,946 It's you. 939 00:40:09,013 --> 00:40:10,282 You're the guy. 940 00:40:10,349 --> 00:40:15,192 ♪ ♪ 941 00:40:15,259 --> 00:40:16,428 I'm the guy. 942 00:40:16,494 --> 00:40:18,432 (chuckles) 943 00:40:18,498 --> 00:40:21,471 ♪ ♪ 944 00:40:21,539 --> 00:40:22,473 (computer beeps) 945 00:40:22,541 --> 00:40:23,543 FRANKLIN: Your boys won't give up 946 00:40:23,609 --> 00:40:24,511 on a piece of SunnyClub, 947 00:40:24,578 --> 00:40:26,682 particularly after today's show. 948 00:40:26,749 --> 00:40:28,786 Subscriptions are selling through the roof. 949 00:40:28,853 --> 00:40:31,024 I'll bring them out to the camp. 950 00:40:31,091 --> 00:40:33,563 I'll use a little Ponchatoula honey 951 00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:35,734 to gently decline their investment. 952 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,639 Biscuits and honey might not satisfy them. 953 00:40:39,508 --> 00:40:41,311 I do have other recipes. 954 00:40:41,378 --> 00:40:42,781 (chuckles) 955 00:40:42,848 --> 00:40:46,054 (laid‐back country music) 956 00:40:49,595 --> 00:40:52,500 (upbeat music) 957 00:40:52,567 --> 00:40:59,715 ♪ ♪ 958 00:41:22,794 --> 00:41:24,565 Captioned by Captionmax